With the Italian Film Fest and the NRL playing on the Big Screens this week, looking at the Central Auckland cinema guide should overwhelm you with about 75 things playing. Fuck that, I’ve been through ‘em for you, here’re the 27 that have either the oh-so-sort-after Nige stamp of approval or have piqued Nige’s interest. I’ve seen 15 of them already, so I’ll probably sneak to The Change-Up (US ’11) and Friends With Benefits (US ’11) as well, because they’re only $9 each thanks to Event’s Film Squad this week. I’m a little worried about them, but if I managed to get through The Beaver (US/UAE ’11) a few days back, then I can handle them too. Oh, don’t forget that it’s 2Degrees Day on Sunday as well, which means 2 For $22, including 3D flicks this month as well!

Is Jackie Chan’s 100th movie coming out on the same day as Jet Li’s latest (didn’t he say he’d never do period martial arts shit again??) a coincidence? Who cares, I’mma see both! Here’re the four NEW FLICKS out this week that sound worth a watch…
- 辛亥革命 (aka 1911 or Xinhai Revolution)(Chi/HK ’11) – Event Queen & St. Lukes…
I reckon Jackie Chan is like a big kid, so it sometimes pays to catch whatever he’s been up to lately (he’s co-directing this one, too). A historical epic about revolutionary forces taking down the Ming Dynasty, it’s politics, war and an enormous cast. I’ll take a peek, ‘specially with the 2-for-1 deal they’ve got on this.
- 白蛇傳說之法海 (aka The Sorcerer And The White Snake)(HK/Chi ’11) – Some ‘plexes…
No idea what this is; but I’ve seen some pretty cool Jet Li shit over the years, so I’m still willing to give him a chance. I saw the phrase “romantic fairy tale” in the write-up though, that’s a little scary!
- Abduction (US ’11) – ALL the ‘plexes…
Team Jacob (I’m unfamiliar with this kid, that’s just what I’ve heard) goes all Bourne? I saw Sigourney, Molina, Maria Bello and the original Mikael Blomkvist in the trailer, which is enticing enough for me.
- La Rafle. (aka The Round Up)(Fra/Ger/Hun ’10) – Rialto only pretty much…
I tend to shy away from true stories, ‘specially when they’re war-time Jew-killing horror tales, but this has got León (aka The Professional)(Fra ’94) and Shoshanna from Inglourious Basterds (US/Ger ’09) on the poster. Perhaps that’ll get me along?

- Red Hot Chili Peppers LIVE: I’m With You (US/Ger ’11) – Event, 3 days only!
I was never the hugest fan, but a concert on the Big Screen sounds good! Although, they’re playing their new album, so it ain’t like I’m gunna know any of it. Maybe not…
- Pearl Jam 20 (US ’11) – Back by popular demand? Few more ‘plex screenings!
Celebrating twenty years together, I was kinda swept up in this doco and listened to nothing but Pearl Jam for the rest of the evening. Dudes doing what they love and having it work is inspiring. Sounds good, too!
- The Dark Knight (US/UK ’08) - Event IMAX for one week only. $10!!
I’ve already seen this in IMAX, but it’s such a huge movie (and really very good) that it’s worth taking in multiple times. If I make it this week, I think this’ll be my fourth time? Heath Ledger’s Joker performance makes that okay.
- Le fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain (aka Amélie)(Fra/Ger ’01) – Back at Academy!
I think John has got this back to give the ladies something to do mid-sports-madness, but this is definitely one of my favourite films of all time, I’d go a Big Screen rewatch!
- Real Steel (US/India ’11) – Film Squad Premiere, Mon 3rd Oct 6:30pm Queen St. $10!
This futuristic boxing robots thing looks dopey and dreadful, but I doubt I’ll miss it; I saw all three of Michael Bay’s robot movies on the Big Screen! $10 includes coke and popcorn too, but it clashes with Film Society so you’ll have to enjoy it without me!
- Happy Family (Ita ’10) – Part of the Italian Film Fest at Rialto Cinemas this week…
Can’t say much caught my attention from the brochure, but this one sounds quirky enough for me. Writer tries to write in seclusion, while his characters all come to life and annoy the shit out of him. If I get a chance, I’ll pop along.
- Ladri di biciclette (aka Bicycle Thieves)(Ita ’48) – Rialto’s Italian Film Festival…
This is the one that I’m REALLY excited about; one of those classics you gotta see (apparently), so to have the chance to catch it in the cinema is brilliant! Lucky me!
- Ernst Lubitsch in Berlin: Von der Schönhauser Allee nach Hollywood (Ger ’06)
Film Society at the Academy Cinema on Lorne Street, Mon 3rd Oct 6:30pm.
I’ve enjoyed the Ernst Lubitsch films that I’ve been played over the past few weeks, so look forward to getting his career in a nutshell!

…and all the OTHER GOODNESS still happening, too…
- Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes (US ’11) - Event Newmarket hanging onto it…
Franco helps reboot a franchise by making clever chimps. ‘Twas fun and looked great!
- שליחותו של הממונה על משאבי אנוש (aka The Human Resources Manager)
(Isr/Ger/Fra ’10) – Only screening at Academy Cinemas…
Nicely filmed and well structured, with great character work. Perhaps a little pointless?
- The Guard (Ire ’11) - Lido & Rialto still…
A great black comedy with Brendan Gleeson in full politically-fucking-incorrect mode.
- Hanna (US/UK/Ger ’11) – Nearly gone! Rialto, Sylvia Park, a few Events…
The Chemical Brothers score an assassin girl’s coming-of-age fairy tale? An exciting mess!
- Les petits mouchoirs (aka Little White Lies)(Fra ’10) – Rialto only…
I totally ignored this one last week, but I’ve just noticed that it’s from the writer/director of Ne le dis à personne (aka Tell No One)(Fra ’06), which I enjoyed, with the main guy from that plus the dude from À bout portant (aka Point Blank)(Fra ’10) and of course Marion from Inception (US/UK ’10) and whatnot. Perhaps I will find time for this one…
- The Devil’s Rock (NZ ’11) – A couple of ‘plexes still…
Crack kiwi commandos + Nazi occult + gore + demonic forces…I so want this to be good!
- Love Story (NZ ’11) - Going strong at Rialto Newmarket still! Week eight, Florian!
Fantastic storytelling experiment executed well. Florian’s a talented dude, but lead man?
- Horrible Bosses (US ’11) - Ninth week at Newmarket Event…way to go Ra!
Charlie Day & Jason Sudeikis manage to stand out in this cast?! Fucking funny R comedy.
- The Tree Of Life (US ’11) – Short-lived elsewhere, but still clinging on at Rialto…
Father vs. son and the story of the universe. Didn’t love it, but interesting at least!
- Jane Eyre (UK/US ’11) – Rialto, Capitol, Lido, Sylvia Park Hoyts & Event Queen St.
Fassbender & Wasikowska make this classic literary adaptation seem alive. Moody!
- The Help (US/India/UAE ’11) - Rialto, Lido & Th’ Plexes…
Emma Stone & co. make this lengthy maids vs. white society ladies in the 60s kinda fun.
- Crazy, Stupid, Love. (US ’11) – Multiplexes & Rialto still…
Julianne Moore, Emma Stone (swoon) and a brilliant cast armed with hilarious dialogue.
- Win Win (US ’11) – At both Rialto & Capitol by my place!
I’m still at a stage where I’ll watch ANYTHING that Paul Giamatti is in and as this is also from the same writer-director as The Station Agent (US ’03), I’m pretty sure it’s gunna be awesome, right? Something about a struggling lawyer finding happiness as a wrestling coach, but mainly it’s Paul Giamatti in a Tom McCarthy film.
- Incendies (Can/Fra ’10) - Still hanging in there at Rialto Newmarket…
Storytelling masterclass; hugely engaging mystery with a great cast that I don’t recognise.
- Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (UK/US ’11) – Newmarket Event still!
The climax to The Franchise that even Nige came to enjoy!